keep-the-pieces asked:

Can you draw a jealous jellyfish?

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

quickweaves:

i have had it

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

    Spider

  • English: spider
  • Swedish: spindel
  • German: Spinne
  • Dutch: spin
  • Finnish: hämähäkki
  • English: 
  • Swedish: 
  • German: 
  • Dutch: 
  • Finnish: what

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

dwightschrutes:

whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here

witchyways:

rayasaurus-rex:

This is a real place called The Devil’s Pulpit in Scotland and I want to go.

Be still my heart.

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